What are you watching?
I don’t even know, but I never want to watch it again.
Why and when did the president need a butt transplant?
I can’t answer that, seeing as I’m neither a butt doctor nor the president.
Okay, then…. Why were you watching cartoons?
To…filter out which shows Ollie should and shouldn’t watch when he’s old enough to retain memory.
… Butt doctors?
What does a butt doctor do?
Give the president butt transplants, apparently.
I mean, seriously, this one show’s doing a bit on butt doctors.
I always have extra dashes of bitch flakes in my dinner. I should be asking you the same question, twin.
Yeah, I can tell. I have not been bitchy today, so I have no need to answer that question.
That, in about a year and a few months, you’ll be in college.
What’s so vile about that?
Then shut up and stop it. No one cares to see that stuff.
Okay, how many extra dashes of bitch flakes were put in your dinner tonight? Or is it your time of the month?
Are you two arguing?
…I don’t know.